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Starmers first speech reading he says what an achievement it was for Sunak to overcome the racism to become non elected PM.

ominous

 

He'll have to go back to being a pussy then

 

He's probably been necking fizzy for breakfast too.

 

Because Captain U-Turn doesn't have a ****ing clue what he believes in

 

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I see Reform are already influencing Labour.

Here's Jess Phillips with her plan for islamists now they've served their purpose.

 

The toolmakers son is off to a flying start. Trouble at t'mill.

 

I was at a charity auction last night and placed the winning bid (£2,750) on the mystery lot.

Gawd knows what I'm going to do with Michael Fabricant's thatch.

Any ideas?

 

I was thinking of weaving it into a rather fetching man bag.

 

I reckon whether it's cut by a hairdresser or a wig maker they have an NDA preventing him revealing their name. They'd go out of business.

 

Quite multicutural. We now have five members of Parliament that worship a child abusing rapist and have misogyny and homophobia as core values. Interesting that the left see this as a success.

 

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The left really aren't taking this win very well at all.

They seem full of fear.

 

Dame Beer Korma or The Ginger Growler?

The only gammon faced roasting honkies are Lefty Loonies.