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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Good to see JC can continue to help his community and the pro privatisation of the NHS and under investigation for illegal activities Labour candidate that was put up against him is kept at bay until JC retires

    Starmer himself lost around 10k votes from last time too, mostly to a former ANC guy. Yip Nelson Mandela hates you Keith.

    Lower numbers than 2017s hung parliament in any case yet a thumping majority. No chance of proportional representation under UK Likud

    Netanyahu won't be getting arrested any time soon
     
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    He says, talking about me yet again at 6 in the morning.

    Post about me account for the lion's share of your contributions you thick twat. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I wonder if Corbyn will say 'see, I told you I really won last time'. <laugh>
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    That's "Father of The House" to you
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh>

    He's about as irrelevant as Schapps.
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    And yet here you are...yet again. :emoticon-0103-cool:

    Have you worked out why I never bothered moving to the other 'political' threads during my sabbatical yet trig?

    The greatest day in their sad lives so far, and their first thought is for some boring **** on a message board. <laugh>
     
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    The lesson from this election is that bungee jumping, zumba and a rubber ring behind a boat are bigger vote winners than discussing policies. <laugh>
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    The Lord of Darkness ain't happy <laugh>
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Isn't Mandelson another homojew ?
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    He one of the worst ****s ever spat out
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

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    Truss gone

    Probably be sectioned
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I voted for Freddy Sofar from the Communist party .

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    Those Russian bots were too effective.

    They always have that kind of low testosterone face <laugh>
     
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  13. YourIdiotSon

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    Tories wiped out overall

    SNP destroyed in Scotland

    The second one actually pleases me more .
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    Lowest turnout in a General Election since 1950

    Nobody cares anymore
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I was considering going back to work & contributing to society but Labour won , so there's plenty of that free welfare money to go around thanks to the Metrosexual childless serf drones in London & their tax increases .

    4 more years minimum demanding my free stuff like the rest of the sponging ****s Labour love more than the hard working fiscally responsible British.

    Any military draft letters & I'm a woman too .

    All aboard the gravy train destination social collapse .
     
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    That is the main story of this debacle, most of us climate change denying anti vaxer anti war tin foil hatters know the game is rigged
     
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    Next election , it will be the candidates voting for themselves . Stalemate
     
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    I reckon we're going to see a few on here claiming to be Lib Dems now, rather than siding with the toolmaker's lad.

    It was probably the bungee jump that swung it.
     
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