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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Pretty much told us to vote tory last time because their grift would be over with actual change
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Almost always absent?
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Murdoch anointed PM you say...

    Still, good to see Kelvin absolutely ****ing raging
     
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  4. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    You do know that’s not what he was convicted of, don’t you?
    I’m pretty sure nobody really cares who he shagged but he decided that the news would harm his election chances, so tried to buy his way out of it, which is a felony is the good old US of A.
     
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  5. pieguts

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    It must be great to live in your naive world <laugh>
     
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  6. pieguts

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  7. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Norway culturally enriched

     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    There's nothing jovial about me, you demented stoat.
     
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  9. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    So have a lot of other men.

    The difference is that most of the others were paid to shag her and got filmed doing it.

    Whereas Tango Man paid her to keep quiet about it after the shag. Was it that bad an experience?
     
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  10. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    If you are a Muslim man, then you have already posted your wife’s postal vote since she probably does not speak English anyway. So you can go out and drive your taxi while she stays at home with the five kids.

    Ed Davey’s attempts to top himself publically have failed so now he will have to wait until Friday morning to see how many seats he has inherited thanks to Tory voters switching to Reform or staying at home.

    Everyone else will wake up on Friday morning to the first day of Starmegeddon. So this man will still be running the country:
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    He should have stuck to coaching for the Red Sox – the money was better.​
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    What a few days we are having here, Marky C beats Eddy Merckx into 2nd plac3, for TDF wins. GE today, Tories finished forever tomoz.
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Can’t see the appeal of watching some blokes in lycra plodding up a hill for hours but we’re all different. Some people wouldn’t see the appeal of travelling 200 miles for a 12:30 kick-off which is on television.
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Old data but as of 2016 22% of Muslim women spoke little to no English. Nearly half were born here. I know you like data and don’t just rant hysterically about something you’ve been groomed into thinking by decades of ridiculous media. Realistically that percentage is lower now.
     
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  16. YourIdiotSon

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    NewCo(nservatuves)

    LabCo
     
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  17. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Remember, Diego reckoned that Boris, when he was Foreign Secretary, was acting as a double agent on behalf of Theresa May when he ditched his security detail to spend a private weekend at the Italian villa of a former KGB officer. A former KGB officer whose son was enabled as one of Boris' first acts as PM. Whose son was enabled against the EXPLICIT advice of MI5 and MI6.

    Yeah, but Boris Bond, On Her Majesty's Service and all that. <doh>
     
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  18. Toby

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    After a NATO meeting following the Salisbury poisonings, and he got ****faced.

    These coincidences just keep on stacking up.
     
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  19. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Did he REALLY get ****faced though? Was devious Boris playing the Russians along all the time? Was he lulling them into a true sense of security? :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Having as yet never employed a spy I don’t think I’d rely on a well-known lazy alcoholic with a history of lying. Could be wrong though.
     
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