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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's Lorne up here ya raving ****ta!
     
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    <laugh>

    That's the vast majority of the population are in the Central ****ebelt and most have snuffed it before they reach 40 and don't need the NHS <laugh>

    You do know the difference in populations between Englandshire and Kiltland you ****ing spastic!!
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  4. Easter Road 1980

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    No it's not you ****ing dumbfuck, that's square sausage.

    You are a ****ing thick twat.

    How many bottles of Bucky have you had short arse <laugh>
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Thank fùck you live in Kiltland. Your anti psychotic meds would cost you a fortune doon sooth!

    You get them free here. Makes me wonder why you don't take them ya raging wee fùcknugget.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    None. How many slaps off wee lassies you had ya wee fanny?
     
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    Lorne sausage is sausage links <laugh>

    Oh dear, oh ****ing dear.

    That's what a lifetime of drinking Buckfast does to you kids.

    Take heed.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

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    to be fair fella a tomato plant is way smarter than you so it would be an upgrade for you.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It was a joke you humourless auld ****stain.

    That's what a lifetime of heartache gets you kids.
     
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    Yes, less Romanians in UK stealing
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is there though?
     
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    Yes, 6 went home
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Hoooraaa!

    This is a game changer!

    Brexit is good!
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Are you sure they went home and are not in the nick though?
     
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    I flew them back, they had a cargo hold full of stolen stuff.
     
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