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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    And I've always voted Labour too. However for 2 elections the guys currently getting your vote didn't want us to. They were the ideological ones. They chose to put us through Boris and his hard brexit and now we've to trust them. Well as I said, crack on.

    I do think there's a bit of self lothing in this country when people are convinced that normal things other countries have, like decent pensions, nationalised utilities, social mobility and planting a few trees are as rare as unicorns and dasies

    As Homer said "never try"
     
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  2. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    absolute disgrace what these evil bastards have done to the weather

    2 years running, summer artificially wiped out by spraying
     
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  3. pieguts

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    <laugh> Bloody hell Diego are you that naive.
     
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  4. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    We have done this before Diego. There are multinational companies out there such as 3M, Kimberly-Clark, Haywood Health (I think that’s how it’s spelt) who’s core business is to manufacture and distribute disposable healthcare products.
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

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    Man made climate change...but not THAT man made climate change
     
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  7. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    just a conspiracy theory tho, iTs CoNtRaIlS

     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    MY MATES!!!!!

    @monacoger <hug>
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Actual PPE suppliers would have been the option I’d have explored a bit more.
     
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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    did anyone vote on being sprayed, in the democracy?

     
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  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    if you vote tomorrow youre a stonecold ******, it achieves nothing, its nothing more than a consent to the continuation of the status quo of corruption and enslavement

    not voting is the only protest - and if you google that sentence youll be met with pages and pages of results to convince you that its not true, a sure sign that it is
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    It's funny being asked to vote by a party that regularly Labstain
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    We were treated like open air prison lab rats by both parties , every single Labour MP voted for more extreme lockdowns & mandatory vaccines.
    We only came out because a few Torys rebelled.

    Why would you trust & vote for these evil ****s ever again ?

    Just the low IQ serfs believe that voting changes anything.

    Starmer will have your boys sent to fight for his Jewish wife's masters in Ukraine in no time.

    He has Saturday off too
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm going to wake up early to go vote <party>
     
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    Can’t be arsed with the queues. Will pop down around lunchtime. The local Hamas independent is planning a post-election party from 11.
     
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  16. Toby

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    Not too many old ****s around here, hoping there won't be a queue.
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    Raytheon send their thanks <laugh>
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    Lockdown was all Labour's idea? ... give your head a wobble Bunny <laugh>
     
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    Perhaps ... but our Greens candidate has enormous tits and I'm timing my vote for when she visits our polling station so that I can give her a saucy wink, a thumbs up and a knowing nod as I take my ballot paper to the box ...

    ... might even vote for them, thinking about it ...
     
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