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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    He puts a scarf on if it’s drafty indoors <ok>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Never had one in my life ... but rarely miss the opportunity for a quip :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I love bubble tea, mango flavoured yum
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    This lady gets my vote. Did I ever mention that I bumped into her at Bongo Bongo Land International Airport two years ago? We had a couple of drinks and then she dragged me off to the bogs. All over me like a cheap suit she was, I can tell you.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Loads of 'em sprung up in Londinium... what's the fascination and what are they exactly?
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    After careful reflection on the candidates I have decided nor to waste my vote .

    Labour/Starmer psychopath robot voiced ham faced compulsive liar that hates this country & it's people & will do whatever his Davos handlers tell him to.
    More war , more hate speech laws more misery .

    Conservative/Sunak low testosterone posh billionaire that will just sell out the country for a few shekels then flee to Beverly Hills after printing us into massive debt & allowing millions of 3rd World scum into the country .
    Same exact policies as Starmer with constant war .
    Evil little brown manlet

    Farage/Reform WWF heel parachuted in to give the English hope that voting can reverse the disaster we call British politics .
    Unfortunately Tice is a **** & even if by some miracle they won nothing would change .

    Lib dems/greens just climate hysteria & Jihadists running for Palestine



    The Labour voters are so thick they don't realise Labour are exactly the same as Cameron's Torys & the Blair blueprint.

    They serve the Davos Elite & their Globalist interests , anyone like Corbyn a misguided but principled honest man with actual Liberal leanings has been unceremoniously purged under the Dalek voiced sociopath lawyer leader
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Voting is strictly for ****tahs, lezzers, trannies and all the other miscreant abominations of peopleoids.

    Anyone with any any sense will just draw a picture of a dripping **** on their ballot paper.
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  9. Easter Road 1980

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    His old man was a toolmaker apparently.

    Not many people know that :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Aretha Franklin pen a song to him?

    "Son Of A Toolmaker Man"
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Trump received 4 draft deferments

    Biden received 5 draft deferments

    Both were sporty youths

    Biden finally got an exemption for asthma

    Trump finally got an exemption for bone spurs

    Fact checked

    Rich kids don't go to war
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Not just rich kids. Just ****s that are happy to send young men off to their deaths whilst tossing themselves off in comfort with all the luxury accoutrements whilst the poor young guys exist on corned beef, spam and beans and dying in vain.
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You aren't going to waste your vote?
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You're an anarchist now? Well done.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    All of the horrid things that the Tory Party says & does that triggered gammon sniffer into all night twitter posting.

    Most of you brainwashed serfs will agree with & zero criticism will be uttered when Sir Rodney does it.

    Just like Biden , he's a walking corpse that ****ed the country on every measurable metric & you guys continue to carry water from him & demand Orange man gets locked up .

    Starmer is going to hammer the final nails into Britain's coffin & you will all carry on blaming Brexit , Tory scum, Tommy Robertson & Russia.

    Why is DMD banned by the way, seems a bit fascist to gulag the guy for not agreeing with the herd ?
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I didn't understand what you meant.

    "I have decided nor to waste my vote."

    Re DMD, as the Korgis might have said, we all need to learn something.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Oh I see , the letter r is next to the letter t nor= not it's a typo .

    There are several posters that come on here that I consider not worthy of conversing with , but I have the self restraint to simply ignore them or block them.

    Even if you silenced everyone that you don't agree with in the World.

    It doesn't make them magically agree with you , it's just fascism & causes a false delusion to silence others so that you believe you are correct .

    I'm probably going to get banned again for asking as per script .

    And apparently your side are about to take power after 14 years so banning dissenting opinions is a given .

    As you were
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    **** off dumpy twat.
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I was just trying to find out who you were voting fot
     
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