Imagine faking it every day since to the point she's now proposing the Northern Ireland Protocol Bill and calling it patriotism
And won't ever get done. It just doesn't work. The whole concept us fatally flawed, not least because of NI.
Peeping Dull won't approve of the butt naked Bojo legging it out. He'll probably still have a **** over it though.
Hell’s bells, is this turning into the Deliveroo government? Every day, it’s “We will deliver” this and “Get on with the job delivering” that. Deliver what exactly? It’s like waiting all morning for Parcelforce only to discover the ratbags have posted a card through the door saying “We attempted delivery, but you weren’t in”....
