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  1. Archers Road

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    They haven’t withdrawn the candidate. They are targeting resources at the marginal seats they need to win to get a majority. Clacton, where Gammon goes to die, has been written off.
     
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    <laugh> Having visited Paris a few months ago, it's only the poorest bits that look like that. It's a big city.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Perhaps the tweet about drinking white men's tears didn’t put him in a very good position to represent a majority English community?

    The guy is a racist embarrassment to the party & says what the party think about whitey out loud .

    I'm sure dumping thousands of rapey violent brown men in Clacton will eventually turn the tide red, as is the plan.

    They call it ethnic cleansing or colonising if done the opposite way round
     
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    The party that wants the army using migrants as target practice is actually the anti-racist vote because the bloke made one comment on social media when he was about 19.
     
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    Mmm. I’d be surprised if a high street bookie is taking a bet of that size on a market like that.
     
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    Party focuses resources on marginal seats shocker. Probably never happened apart from every election ever.

    Looking at the numbers from previous elections I don’t think it’s totally inconceivable he would get fairly close with a bit of tactical voting but we’re probably still talking Farage winning by a good 5% of the vote as a best case scenario. Corbyn losing would be a lol.
     
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    Imagine if a white guy moved to Nigeria & wanted to run for a political position & said he loves drinking black man's tears & revels in their misery <laugh>

    Probably wouldn't be very well received by the "local community " either.
     
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    Nah, come the glorious day comrade, Clacton will be retained as a US style Indian Reservation for Gammon.

    I'd move there today if I were you Duncs, the benefit office will stay open, and the Wetherspoons will be well stocked. Bernard Manning will headline the Pier every night, and you can hang as many flags as you like from your caravan windows.
     
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    I doubt black people in Nigeria cry half as much about being some sort of oppressed minority every political party is intent on wiping out for no obvious reason though.
     
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    Keith has upset the Bangladeshis

    He didn't mean it, hes part Bangladeshi himself you know...but apparently Ashworth said the same thing about them

    I'm so inspired to vote
     
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    Spoken like a true Labour racist that hates his own race .

    A guy living in London where machete fights & ****ting in the streets has been normalised by the majority minority class .

    Most people don't even speak English as their first language & you think that's the model for the rest of the country.

    Amazing
     
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    I live in the sticks surrounded by villages inhabited with English people .

    No litter or tags scrawled over everything, green spaces & high trust society where people put eggs outside their home from their own hens where you are expected to leave the correct change.

    No crime , no rape gangs no Road men, no stabbings or muggings , no Albanian run Turkish barber money laundering shops or illegal immigrant car washes.


    How ****ing gammony & embarrassing that all needs to go because there are People from **** hole countries that would like to come here & destroy it .

    I want more of that
     
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    To be fair, the Irish used to blow up London every fortnight and you never sent them back
     
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    Yeah, I suppose it's not inconceivable that Labour could win Clacton, with the right wing headbanger vote split, but I imagine someone* at Labour HQ has done their homework, and decided it's long odds against (*maybe the same bloke who punted himself to lose in Suffolk?)

    If I lived in Islington North instead of the newly created constituency of Hornsey and Friern Barnet, I'd be a bit conflicted about JC. Would still vote Labour, but I think Jezza should have been the Labour candidate. On the other hand, there's two reasons Labour got thumped at the last election, and he's one of them. The other one is Brexit, which goes to show that the electorate are mostly comprised of ****ing idiots, so what do you do?
     
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    The Irish can all come & live here & vote if they want , I would sooner have Christian White people that share a common culture with us for hundreds of years than people that have no intention of integration.

    See Birmingham, Bradford, Leicester, Burnley, most of London etc etc
     
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    The EUROPEAN UNION are accelerating forced migration on their colonies & really ramping up the numbers .

    If they don't take their "fair share " then they have to pay enormous fines to the German dictator Ursula-von-der-leyen.
    You clearly haven't seen what Ireland are going through.

    You seem surprised that most English people don't vote for even more 3rd World violent rapey Muslims to be dumped on their communities.
     
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    Warm beer on summer's evenings; the sound of leather on willow on the village green? Old maids cycling to holy communion through the mist?

    When did you become John Major? (he's from Brixton btw).
     
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