British Politics spam thread

On the subject of who you would vote for, can anyone actually know? I've long argued that politicians make few if any meaningful decisions.

I'd be intrigued to know who it was that asked this of Corbyn, and presumably his replacements.

 

You understand stock markets now? What happens when you're confronted with percentages?

 

The statue whisperer was not listening when the definition of ‘fascism’ was whispered. That is the problem with only listening to far Left statues that have re-written history...

 

No need to go back years to find dubious Labour candidates.

 

Are they no longer all the same?

 

I have always understood stock markets and I have always understood percentages. If you want some help 1929 divided by 585 multiplied by 100 is 329.74, so perhaps I should have rounded that up to 330. As it was already 585, the rise is actually only 1344, so the percentage rise is actually only 229 per cent – even less quadrupled.

It is becoming increasingly clear that you understand next to nothing, including the English language.

 

Has someone got the controls for her bluetooth love eggs in the middle of this, or she frightened to give a straight answer?

 

same as Labour and Tory manifestos then. All of them are BS

 

Very naive when it’s sweaty weather. I can forgive the antisemitic conspiracy theories, mass privatisation of healthcare and inevitable war on France but have to draw the line here.

 

Have you read the greens and lib dem ones, or the scots and welsh ones come to that? They may as well start 'Dear Santa' as they know they'll never be in a position to have to follow through on their wishes. Farage will get less seats than any of them, and the mainstream are trying, and largely failing to pull it to bits.

Why does someone liable to get so few seats terrify them so much?

 

Scare of the future, as Labour know they will be on a hiding to nothing when they start to tax the crap out of us

 

They obviously aren’t going to be taxing you very highly.

 

He's not very good when he's unscripted and under pressure. The prospect of Farage and Galloway hovering in the background and the likes of Andrew Neil being harder to avoid will be giving him nightmares.

 

Castrate the lot of them

 

Many be not me, but they will the wife.

Trouble is you are single as your Mrs left you for a real man, must be embarrassing for you.