British Politics spam thread

Being pregnant is enough proof and men dont look like women

 

So a baby scan?

 

Fat belly, as per pic, and a glowing face

 

Lots of fat ill men out there with same look

 

Going for a piss is a political statement now, apparently.

 

Lot's of men look like women. And many are ****s. You big girl's blouse.

 

You've obviously taken a few back after 10 pints & ended up with a cock in your gob

 

Nowadays, If a big, fat, hairy arsed woman who was indistinguishable from a man, entered a man's toilet there wouldn't be an eyebrow raised

Enter her actual domain there'd be unrest

If a "something about Mirium" entered a woman's toilet there'd be not an eyelash fluttered

Enter his actual domain and willies would be getting exposed all over the place

All with hilarious outcomes

 

. That's nowhere near as bad as swigging from a near empty can, and finding a *** butt at the bottom of it.

 

Haven't we all.... erm... Haven't we?

@Gambol help out here...

 

Has he come out and said he now won’t be going to assist Trump then?

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...16/tories-lies-election-sunak-tax-stewart-lee

 

If he becomes an MP, I guess will not help Trump

 

I’m sure he can fit a few first class trips to the US between his quarterly photo ops in Clacton.

 

All men standout from a woman, even the far left ones.
1 they will have a man stick
2 shape of hips
3 body shape in general
4 adams apple
5 face structure
7 voice
8 ????
9 lack of boobs (man boobs dont count, you cat get a decent tit **** off them)
10 Mannerisms

 

Tarts have an adams apple as well. just not as pronounced

Also men don't have a front bottom.

 

There doesn't seem to be much positivity towards Labour on here.