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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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  2. Mind The Duck

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    ****s would go apeshit

    How would that "fat" lady who looks like a dude convince anyone they were in the correct toilet?
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I guess being pregnant and probably a female voice would clinch it, along with a snatch and boobs
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Would they? Or would they go for a piss and not think about it at all?
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    So they'd need to prove they were a woman to use a women's toilet?

    How would women's rights groups feel about that I wonder...
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

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    Being pregnant is enough proof and men dont look like women
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    So a baby scan?
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

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    Fat belly, as per pic, and a glowing face
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    Lots of fat ill men out there with same look
     
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    Going for a piss is a political statement now, apparently.
     
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    Lot's of men look like women. And many are ****s. You big girl's blouse.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You've obviously taken a few back after 10 pints & ended up with a cock in your gob
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

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    Nowadays, If a big, fat, hairy arsed woman who was indistinguishable from a man, entered a man's toilet there wouldn't be an eyebrow raised

    Enter her actual domain there'd be unrest

    If a "something about Mirium" entered a woman's toilet there'd be not an eyelash fluttered

    Enter his actual domain and willies would be getting exposed all over the place

    All with hilarious outcomes
     
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    :bandit:. That's nowhere near as bad as swigging from a near empty can, and finding a *** butt at the bottom of it.
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

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    Haven't we all.... erm... Haven't we?

    @Gambol help out here...
     
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    Has he come out and said he now won’t be going to assist Trump then?
     
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  17. Toby

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  18. HRH Custard VC

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    If he becomes an MP, I guess will not help Trump
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’m sure he can fit a few first class trips to the US between his quarterly photo ops in Clacton.
     
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    All men standout from a woman, even the far left ones.
    1 they will have a man stick
    2 shape of hips
    3 body shape in general
    4 adams apple
    5 face structure
    7 voice
    8 ????
    9 lack of boobs (man boobs dont count, you cat get a decent tit **** off them)
    10 Mannerisms
     
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