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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The V2 was pretty good.

    My grandmama was having a piano lesson, and a V1 flew over one time.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Lack of numbers was the issue
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    He'd have won in that case <laugh>
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    People saw through his BS
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    They're entitled to believe what they want and got what they deserved

    Don't worry we're back to nothing changing
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    They’re all the same apart from Honest Nige, our lord and saviour. I’m free-thinking and apolitical.
     
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  7. Archers Road

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    Grifting ****weasel imo
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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    The Tempest V was one of the few aircraft of the time that was capable of catching V1s in a straight line. They perfected a technique of flying alongside them and tipping them over - it was safer than taking them down from behind with cannon-fire as they risked flying through the explosion debris. The V2 flew so fast that it couldn't even be heard until after its impact. Once launched it couldn't be stopped. Luckily, it was not very precise. Its designer, Wehner Von Braun (later to be the chief designer of the Apollo programme -specifically the Saturn V) said that its major flaw was that it landed on the wrong planet. His dream was to put men (Nazi men, tbf) on Mars.

    :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Yes but his slogans are easy to understand and prey on my prejudices so he’s definitely got the skills required for the mostly boring and complex task of running the country. I’m very clever.
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    Farage is a useful idiot there to split "votes"

    Labour are the anointed ones of the Devil this time

    Hail Satan
     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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    Sky had some vox pop in Clacton yesterday, and of all the opinions that stood out was some 60-something Karen who looked like she'd spent a lifetime on Lambrusco saying "Yeah, I'll vote for Nigel because he's the ordinary one who's like us". **** me sideways. :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    Vox pops are always going to give you spastic extreme(s) of a debate. But yeah people are that thick. Them immigrants wot are taking our jobs and come ‘ere not to work. Nigel will sort ‘em out.
     
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  13. Uncle Colm

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    Had Von Braun been given the resources, he had a multi-stage V rocket designed that could have reached the eastern seaboard of the US, including New York and Washington. Had they had time to develop a nuclear warhead for that (not impossible had they had a few more years and Heisenberg had realised his mistake of relying upon heavy water in his design process), then **** knows what may have happened.

    Let's just say it's a good thing for the world that German ingenuity in science and engineering has been confined to producing cars and washing machines for the last 80 years. :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  14. Uncle Colm

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    The Tufton St revolving door is still going apace....

     
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    Should probably lay off the deadly nightshade and buckfast cocktails imo <ok>
     
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