British Politics spam thread

In a Blue Peter stylee...here's one he made earlier.

 

Working class through and through

 

Alexa does that

 

Her in Dynasty?

 

I haven't voted in any election in over 20 years and if truth be told, I've voted Labour more times than I've voted SNP.

If i were to vote at this election it would be SNP for one reason only.

 

If there's a massive shift of the Tory vote to Nigels Deform party it could very well be that the SNP will have the second highest number of seats in Westminster and become the official opposition!

Let that shink in ******s.

 

Corruption

 

Nup, we'll get that anyway. Different level doon sooth at has to be said.

 

If only we could vote for **** Twatface

 

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Derp.

 

Shame for you then, that the Haggis and Bagpipes Party have chosen this moment to disintegrate

 

The Alba Party headed up by the alleged sex pest Fatty Arbuckle are replacing the corrupt Scotch Nazi Party

 

Some life you lead you ****ing old tart

 

Look at you raging because the only Party in this election with Labour polices aren't Labour.

 

If the thick **** wasn't so blinded by their obsession, they'd have noticed I actually have no problem with independence if that's what the jock's want.

Every **** up they make increases the rage in their empty heads all the more.

Anyway, enough about me. Despite the sad fixation by the ****wits, I'm really not that interesting.

 

I'm even less interesting than a really uninteresting thing but I can live with that. I make up for it by being devilishly handsome with an 8" cock and my boyfriend is happy.