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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The Tories said that did they?

    Is that the same Tories that you just said are done as a party, those Tories?

    The EU would welcome Scotland back into the fold with open arms. In fact an independent Scotland would be fighting the fùckers off like Drew has to do to the stars of stage and screen in every airport he passes through.

    Why the fùck wouldn't they. To think otherwise is completely ****ing mental.

    We do have our own currency. It's called to pound. We even have our own banknotes already in circulation. If we rejoin the EU we will use the Euro. Works perfectly fine for all the other EU member states.

    Are you sure about the oil and gas industry being killed because I've heard a rumour that reports of It's demise may have been somewhat exaggerated and it is in fact supplying the treasury with record breaking amounts of Moulla these days which is quickly being shipped out to Richi's friends and family.

    We may give you mates rates for the energy and water we supply you though so there is that.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I wish you nothing but good luck with all that
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    He should. He could go unnoticed in such a place, growing old and angry in a caravan, shouting at the sea.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Growing old & angry ?

    You have about 20 years on me & permanently raging you massive fanny
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I used to go to Clacton as a kid to play the arcades & build sandcastles , there used to be a nightclub called Oscars & the entire pier was used for raves as a teenager.


    Happy days
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Even the Socialists hate Sir Ham face

    Screenshot_20240604_165036_Chrome.jpg

    <doh>
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I’m not raging, I just use colourful language to describe the unfathomable idiocy of my fellow citizens
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You do actually have the ability to recognise & take a joke , a trait long lost with people on your side of the political divide .

    Which makes you a good **** in my eyes , regardless of who you vote for.

    Well done Saints too I won a couple of quid on them
     
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  10. Archers Road

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    Best not to take anything too seriously imo. Life is quite absurd, and death’s the final word iirc.
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    We're all doomed Cap'n Mainwaring, doomed.

    Nothing more is certain.
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I wouldn't mind England not being a violent hell hole where there aren't any English people left because of our sell out politicians & traitorous fellow men , but In the great scheme of things it's beyond my control
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    Worse things happen at sea <ok>
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    If England win the Euros it’ll be all good.
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    Your turn in the barrel again?
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Now that is funny <laugh>
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    Yup, they'll **** it up as usual <laugh>

    Utter ****ebags of the highest order.

    They should just stick to Morris Dancing and singing ****ty folk songs.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Steady on <wah>
     
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    At least you'll get out of the group stages unlike the drunken haggii munchers <laugh>

    I'm supporting Slovenia.
     
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