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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Nobody will want the party that about 28% of the electorate votes for when given at least three options and usually more. Brexit with two options was the greatest show of democracy ever with 36% of the electorate.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

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    They need to be wiped out and replaced with fresh blood
     
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  3. Treble

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    Quartermong will tell you that 38% was actually 4586%.

    It's funny though. Nobody votes for me. Hey I won a landslide with 0% <diva>
     
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    A bigger loss is actually more like a win when you’re always winning.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

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    What policies do you want from a Labour government?
     
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  6. Uncle Colm

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    Apart from the fact that taxes are now the highest since post-WWII rationing, what "sky policy's"? Subscription fees? Entertainment and sports bundles? Broadband packages?
     
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    what!!
     
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  8. DMD

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    They haven't a ****ing clue, but to be fair, that's because Labour haven't either. <laugh>

    It's why they don't care how thick they look, as long as they can avoid having to declare what they expect from their chosen ones. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    I wonder if Braverman and/or BadEnoch are thinking of shifting across to Nigel.
     
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  10. Uncle Colm

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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    They have no policies apart from the pie in the sky policies and the controversial changes to apostrophes.
     
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  12. Uncle Colm

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    Campaign song needed! <diva>

     
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    Are the USA and the EU part of the Ukrainian constitution?
     
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  15. Treble

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    A national curb on thick gammon.

    With 0% of the vote we could make it happen!
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

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    At lest it gets rid of them for a while
     
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    You are stuffed then, still at least you tried and failed
     
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    That's part of the fun, they barely get noticed even when they post their empty rhetoric and are almost immediately forgotten , but they carry us in their heads 24/7/365. <cheers>
     
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