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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Whoooooa give this guy a medal because that was a headshot.
     
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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I claim nothing; have not used any resources in years. My father is off to an NHS eye clinic next week so when I drive him there (he is virtually blind), I will tell him you said he should drop dead. He is a Labour voter so Dame Kelly will be a vote down.
     
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  3. QuarterMoonII

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    In fairness, whilst I have some sympathy with Liz Kershaw’s complaint about being cancelled, in her original Tweet she did quote something that Orwell wrote in 1945 but that was discovered in an archive in 1971 and can be seen on the wall of the BBC building. How much credibility does that give her?

    Getting a reply from Winston Smith probably got missed by a few people...
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have a stick and some balls she can come and play a round with... <laugh>
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

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  7. Ponders Revisited

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    Maybe both...
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

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    Who's having an Easter egg this year? I've polished off at least a dozen since Christmas (fat ****er).
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Yeah but **** that **** in February. And **** Creme Eggs. Mini Eggs are the king.

    Definitely not one of those non-existent Easter Eggs that don’t even say Easter on any more. Say you’re celebrating Easter and you’ll be arrested for offending Muslims etc.
     
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  11. DMD

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    All these imported dentists using their spare time to look after our teeth. :emoticon-0147-emo:

     
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    As im a Muslim, I will do my best to ban this outdated religious crap once and for all.

    On a side note I have had a Cadbury cream egg last week
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    What’s your first language?
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Cheers <ok>
     
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  16. DMD

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  17. Uncle Colm

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    I like 12 the best - Learn how to spell The Fabian Society. :emoticon-0143-smirk

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabian_Society
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

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    Mini Eggs are definitely chocolate royalty. I freeze mine and then suck them one at a time. I like a Creme Egg, but only in moderation. For Easter I'll treat myself to the Fruit & Nut egg. Yum!
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

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    It's as thick as you then, because some creatures are neutral gender, which makes 3
     
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    Sounds terribly dull.

    I used to be a member of a working men's club in Enfield. I was captain of the darts team for a few years. Great days.
     
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