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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Health expert behind Davina McCall menopause TV programme says it's a 'matter of health not law' after watchdog warned bosses they risk breaching equality laws unless they let menopausal women wear cooler uniforms and WFH on hot days

    Easy winner of longest headline of the year award from the Daily Fail...

    When they state “female employees”, does that include trannies? Surely the only trannies actually going through the menopause are women with stick-on penises and stuffed bras, not the ones in bike races.

    The lawyers will surely be moving in to try and get “female employees” the right to wear baggy clothes once a month so they can go out shoplifting more effectively in their lunch break.

    Surely one of the women on here (pompeymeowth, Toby, Farked19) can enlighten us men after a period of reflection.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    0.5% of the UK population are trannies.

    When you read that 0.8% of the UK population are Jedi then maybe we should agree we are giving too much time to stories about cross dressers.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Sounds important. Keep me updated.
     
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  4. Erik

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    How long has our Tina been menopausal now?
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    The whole of Plymouth, football club included. Personally, I'd like to see the place gone. It has served its purpose and should be removed forthwith. The Plymouthites could be relocated to Renfrewshire.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Can't say Renfrewshire is undeserving of persons rejected from other places.
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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  10. Easter Road 1980

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    Been a lovely day here today.

    Chilly but dry, bright and no wind.

    Marvellous, simply marvellous.

    All is well.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Male Jedi dont go into woman only spaces, unless invited by Mrs Yoda
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    1 Yes the wife
    2 20p in cash
    3 Guitar (Badly) Piano (OK) Triangle (top notch)
    4 Plymouth unathletic should replace dipperpool in the prem
    5 Only if I can eat the fish as well
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    How many are Jedi Transvestites?
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    Male Jedi don't tend to leave their rooms
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Yet another crazed righty nonce.

     
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    Name another.
     
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