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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. YourIdiotSon

    YourIdiotSon Well-Known Member

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    The 100% cause of death is ceasing to live.

    “Excess mortality' in these analyses is defined as the number of deaths that are above the estimated number expected. The expected number of deaths is modelled using 5 years of data from preceding years to estimate the number of death registrations expected in each week.”
     
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  2. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Excess deaths are deaths above the yearly expected average.

    Since the vax rollout, many of the heavily vaxxed nations have been experiencing major year on year excess deaths.

    It’s not Covid that causing this increase, so what is it?
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Aliens, I'd wager <ok>

    But, what do I know?

    How many of the excess deaths happen at sea I wonder?
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'm still alive thanks, last time I checked. So that's all good. And I just had a winner at Ascot, so that's even better.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Mortality mate, that's yer problem right there <ok>
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    A bit of a dilemma for the hard of thinking, as their beloved slave funded Grauniad confirms that Khan's a bit of a nob.

    No doubt they'll offer their usual weak arsed excuses and diversions.

     
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  7. DMD

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    You're an optimist expecting them to admit they actually understand it, but find the facts behind them uncomfortable.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The 100% first symptom of death is conception.
     
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  9. YourIdiotSon

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    Life is a sexually transmitted disease that ends in death .
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Alexei Sayle ?
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Minty from Eastenders crossed with Louie Spence
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Greg Wallace iirc
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Trumpkins
     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    So over the next few years excess deaths should drop below average, as those vulnerable people are already dead, thus will save the NHS millions
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Nice one Twardy Tardteng
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    Not after they employ even more Diversity and Inclusion pen pushers at ****ing extortionate salaries.

    The NHS is not fit for purpose apart from the wonderful workers, nurses, doctors, orderlies, kitchen staff, cleaners et al.
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    They totally accepted his identity, and he's still not happy. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    It's so damned difficult and confusing nowadays.

    Oh for simpler times of Barbie and Action Man toys, girls were girls, boys were boys and the sheep could rest easy.
     
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