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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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  2. pompeymeowth

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    I saw an African guy going up Fratton road, with 2 crates of bottled water on his head.
     
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  3. Willhoops

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    Worse things happen at sea.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He probably walked 10 miles from the nearest well, I've seen the adverts but they usually get the women & children to do it
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

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    He stabbed his wife and kids to death first but understandably so as the local Yoof Klub had been shut down.
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

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    We never moan about diversity when Jesus is played by a white man
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Should've kept it in a room and called it a Museum
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

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    He had a Savers carrier bag, so I think he got them in there.

    Or Asda, they're both in the bridge centre
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    "Rather than the plebs blaming the 1% people banks & mega corporations for their social decline they promote divisive victimhood to get the permanently offended to attack other groups."

    Ok Jeremy Corbyn <laugh>
     
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    They are a fantastic people, it's extraordinary how they can seamlessly carry things on their heads
     
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    That lovely Mon, could fit them, on that lantern jaw of his.
     
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  12. Erik

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    Does anyone else enjoy a refreshing pint of King Goblin?

    King_Goblin_Beer.jpg
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

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    Your kitchen is pretty Spartan looking.

    Are you a minimalist?
     
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    He's drinking ****ty beer at 3pm. Think he's just a loser.
     
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    ^^ Triggered ^^
     
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    Of course the smelly short arsed vegan **** is triggered.

    He's a Lefty Loony snowflake. Everything triggers those ****ing soft ****es <diva>
     
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  17. Erik

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    Sorry, you're not allowed to enjoy a refreshing beverage on your day off <laugh>

    Hashtag vote Corbyn
     
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  18. Uncle Colm

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    Or Meghan. :bandit:
     
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    6.6% :emoticon-0104-surpr that's potent stuff
     
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    Just saw a woman carring shopping in her hands and a rectangular box on her head while walking down Argyll Street

    Some skill btw, head moving about watching for traffic too

    Now suspicious that they actually have wee hats with strings attached
     
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