British Politics spam thread

Worse things happen at sea.

 

He probably walked 10 miles from the nearest well, I've seen the adverts but they usually get the women & children to do it

 

He stabbed his wife and kids to death first but understandably so as the local Yoof Klub had been shut down.

 

We never moan about diversity when Jesus is played by a white man

 

Should've kept it in a room and called it a Museum

 

"Rather than the plebs blaming the 1% people banks & mega corporations for their social decline they promote divisive victimhood to get the permanently offended to attack other groups."

Ok Jeremy Corbyn

 

They are a fantastic people, it's extraordinary how they can seamlessly carry things on their heads

 

Does anyone else enjoy a refreshing pint of King Goblin?

 

He's drinking ****ty beer at 3pm. Think he's just a loser.

 

^^ Triggered ^^

 

Of course the smelly short arsed vegan **** is triggered.

He's a Lefty Loony snowflake. Everything triggers those ****ing soft ****es

 

Sorry, you're not allowed to enjoy a refreshing beverage on your day off

Hashtag vote Corbyn

 

Or Meghan.

 

6.6% that's potent stuff

 

Just saw a woman carring shopping in her hands and a rectangular box on her head while walking down Argyll Street

Some skill btw, head moving about watching for traffic too

Now suspicious that they actually have wee hats with strings attached