Thought you met her at Kuala Lumpur international where she was all over you like a cheap suit in the prayer room ?
Oh, was that who that was? I had no idea, didn't ask her as she couldn't keep her hands off me and who was I not to comply? It's hard work being an International globe-trotting fanny magnet I can tell you.
American singing bint, very popular amongst da yoof, hence why none of us could name even one of her songs. Got the maga lot raging though by having the audacity to have a political preference, very funny.
I remember when WAGS were a thing with English soccer stars , until Dwight York got Jordan up the duff & she had a big fat ****** blind ******* called Harvey & Dwight didn't want anything to do with it so she started ****ing Peter Andre .
Lefty Loony Labour in a ****ing meltdown Every bit as ****ing **** as the ****ing **** awful Tories. "fighting like rats in a sack" comes to mind
