British Politics spam thread

You sponger. The socially acceptable thing to do is nonce off your birds dead ex. (or at least pretend that's what you do) and none of them would call you out.

 

^^^^got noncing on his mind, as usual

 

FTFY

You apologist for **** rapists.

 

The silly sods keep on proving the point, even when it's been pointed out.

 

Can one nonce someone off? Doesn’t read right but we seem to have switched to American English.

Having thought about it I suppose it’s fine to say “you nonce off stray dogs outside the Hull Conservative Club” so it’s fine. Carry on.

 

He even edited his post and failed to spot it. Noncetastic.

 

Left an apostrophe out too. This will haunt him.

 

I think he meant 'poncing'. It's hard to tell though, with these illiterate deviants.

 

Farke was boasting about how he likes rough sex , rape role play & choking so perhaps that's why his girlfriend is drawing the pension now .

 

What's this that Taxi drivers in London no longer be required to be able to speak English?

What's Paki for the knowledge?

 

They're not allowed to be called black cabs anymore either .

 

This won't go down well in some places.

 

This fine because I always call them black bastards tbh.

 

*nosh

 

So did the Frogs, still ended bad for the Argies