British Politics spam thread

Can we just be clear - is the challenge for him to manage taking a screenshot - or something more specific? I ask so he doesn't waste hours googling "How to take a screenshot"

 

Which flavour?

 

The yoghurt is undoubtedly cultured ... unlike your good self

 

Someone should tell him "Okay, Kustard, you get a pellet gun, you point it at your phone screen...".

 

Only you could make that claim as the Covid enquiry continues; exposing the biggest bunch of lying low lives this country has ever witnessed

 

In fairness, the pellet would probably bounce off from all the dried Tippex on the screen... correcting text and e-mail spelling mistakes has proven quite challenging

 

Needed a lot more punctuation... or even just some

 

And the dried cum from all the searching for tranny-porn sites.

 

So they're all different mixed race, but have the same mum? - cool ...

 

He was talking about 'yohurt', not 'yoghurt'. It all makes sense if you're a complete ******.

 

Who knew?

 

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And he's off

 

Duplicate.

 

Thinking of changing my name to 'Rwanda' by deed poll - apparently there's a good chance of being given £240 million of British taxpayers money ... for literally providing absolutely nothing ... mind you, that's just a drop in the ocean compared to what my cousin, Test & Tracey, is expecting to get

This Tory government has to be the worst example of incompetence and cronieism ever to have been inflicted on the people of this country ...

 

My phone is currently having a mare - may have to start calling it 'Tory'