British Politics spam thread

You a Dr Who fan?

 

After four days of sub zero temperatures and a hard frost, finally it's up to a positively balmy 5℃.

Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts will get an airing today.

What a marvellously climate diverse and inclusive country Great Britain truly is.

 

In this capitalist country, Advent starts in September

 

Yeah I didn’t nearly die walking to the gym this morning so things are looking up.

 

I hardly ever watch telly, since Bruce Forsyth retired, or died or whatever.

 

Heroes and Quality Street etc. from August now. It’s what people want. Creme Eggs have been in my newsagent for weeks.

 

I’d check the sell by date if I was you

 

Not eating that ****. Quality over quantity. Quality Street should be re-named Mediocrity Street.

 

We always had a tin of them under the tree back in the day; no 1970s Christmas was complete without them (and a box of dates no one ever ate). I think that might explain the dreadful state of my Hampsteads currently.

 

Kusstardovich caught out lying? Shurely shome mishtake!

 

They were both at it last night. Desperation from the crazed righty *****s.

 

The butt ****ed delusional extreme leftists are still trying to rewrite events to try and claim success from what were clearly abject failures.

 

Speaking as an abject failure, do you have any advice for those of us who are keen to emulate your level of gratuitous futility?

 

I will happily accept failure just as soon as Kusstardovich provides the evidence. Oddly, he seems to have gone AWOL today.

 

You are way, way below any measurable standards, as that piss poor attempt clearly demonstrates.

 

Says the fantasist that predictably bricked it when offered an easy way of proving he's not a liar.

 

Still waiting

 

That's right, I am, but you don't have the guts just to admit that your post was a total bag of bollocks that you can't back up.

 

How many words will the extreme lefties post, and still manage to say nothing?

 

As far as I know the rule in Britain is that an accusation has to be proven not the reverse. So, if it's as easy as has been said to prove from an IP let's be seeing the proof. As I stated earlier why would I want to fantasise over a sixty quid trip? Duncoon is flying to China on a trip where the cabin crew give you a blow job as a bonus, so he says. And all that on the doleo.

( btw still fourteen hundred quid left from the Rishi Covid handout)