British Politics spam thread

You probably shouldn’t eat things you find on trains tbh

 

I don’t take drugs Nancy

 

I fell off the wagon recently, bought a bottle of Chilean red wine for Sunday roast dinner & they had Baileys for £10 litre in Tesco as my mum is visiting over Christmas seemed rude not to.

Opened the wine to have a glass , 3 hours later demolished both .
Woke up with a **** eating hangover & had to do the school run on a pushbike.

You think I learned my lesson?

 

You've been busy training your dogs to get you some friends.

 

A Baileys hangover sounds truly ****ing awful tbh

 

I have loads of friends



Not sure what William Shakespeare is doing between Stalin and Lenin there

 

They seem to have lost the arms race.

 

Red wine & Baileys glugging about in my belly , chain smoked a pack of Dunhill too .

Sobriety was the path of least resistance for you my old chum

 

Red wine and baileys hangover

 

A hangover's a hangover no matter what.

Wine, beer, meths, Harmony Hairspray..............................whatever really.

If History tells us anything, it's nothing essentially.

 

I wonder if any of the protesters here would be up for an exchange?

 

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