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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    At least he’s honest. The free-thinkers with a First from the University of Life refuse to be fooled by the illusion of voting such is their knowledge that all parties are run by the WEF or something.


    Except Reform probably. They’re our only hope for true freedom
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I prefer “Easter eggs don’t even say Easter any more” from January when the words “Happy Easter” are in large print on the top of the box.
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Why are they just sooo predictable.

    He gets violent because his imaginary friend tells him to be. To be an extremist muslim meets the criteria for mentally ill without the need for any assessment. <laugh>

     
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    I have known this coast for sixty years. Tidal surges and overtopping is becoming a regular event. As a regular walker of the coast I have seen occasional flood surges throughout those decades. The last has seen three large ones and many smaller ones. Deaths are rare because we are now aware of those coming. 1953 wasn't predicted and no warnings given. The one at Hemsby north of Yarmouth yesterday was a big one. A couple more could see permanent flooding as the sea breaks through and encircles these communities.
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    You haven't supported your case, nor disproved anything I posted dopey.

    As I said, get yourself an education.
     
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  6. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Nothing will change when Labour take over. Tony Blair started it. Amazing how everyone has forgotten 13 years of Labour failure; and they hate their most electorally successful leader ever because he was a social democrat.

    There are more than 5 million on out of work benefits in this country that politicians choose to just pay to not work as immigrants will do the work cheaper and pay taxes that fund the benefits.

    Starmer reckons he will build 1.5 million houses in 5 years but legal immigration will be nearly 4 million so the housing problem won’t be solved and nobody has achieved the housebuilding target in 50 years so it is all lies.

    Welfare and the NHS: the two Communist disasters of the post WWII Labour government that could not get re-elected. Reform of the sacred cows is fifty years overdue but nobody has the political balls to do it.
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Things tend to improve a bit under Labour even if random gammon cry about “Brown selling the gold” or whichever bollocks it is this week to justify their “they’re all the same” noncery.
     
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  8. brb

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    I can't be arsed to reply to all your post, but I will reply to the first paragraph...

    Absolutely not true. No one had forgotten anything but we've already had 13 years of Tory, so now time to give someone else a go. I'm not saying Labour are the answer either, but they are the only credible alternative vote. Unless you can point me to someone else and explain why, I would genuinly be interested?

    I've not decided on my vote yet, at the most we have another year to think about the options, at the least another six months. As it stands Tories are no for me, and Labour is a maybe or not to vote or vote for another party that will not even get a seat in Parliament!
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No he’s not you deranged old fart. He’s the (still fairly) popular Mayor of a great city.

    It’s an added bonus for us Londoners, that the mention of his name makes old gammons from the ****hole towns piss themselves in fury.
     
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Smell the fear from the extreme left if SadIQ gets a mention.

    He's a working example of a Labour Government, and he has failed on every metric set, and has to lie, obfuscate and bully to try and cover it up.

    If he didn't have a red rosette they'd be all over his **** ups and lies like a rash, but as it is, they blindly defend their failed ideology.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    You're a gammon lefty loony honky so you are not a "real" Londoner according to Sadact Khant's department <laugh>

    And you're welcome to him you ****ing doddery old gammony, raging red faced ****.
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    You’re an idiot.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    SMELL IT!
     
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    I’m not a climate change denier . Don’t need a lecture, thanks .
     
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    He also saved the banking / finance industry (and thousands of jobs)

    Brown was the last true politician in the UK.
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have for 27p
     
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    See this is the shhite that annoys me with Doku...Haaland wins the ball from going out for a goal kick, gives it to Doku, and he's like shhite what do I do with it lol. At least Pep has chucked him over the far side out the way.
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    You just hate left wingers.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Wrong thread, this is the award winning politics thread not the crap foozball one :emoticon-0173-middl:bandit::emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  20. brb

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    Proper left wingers know how to strike.
     
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