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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I'm guessing Starmer is pretending he doesn't know what a woman is to cover up for Labour never having a female leader in its history.

    He will probably declare himself the first proud woman leader of the party.

    Probably become a Dame too .
     
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    I didn’t even know it was German Immigrants on Benefits week last week, until I nearly tripped and fell after getting tangled up in some bunting outside Lidl’s.

    Anyway, well done Norwich for coming out as Europe’s first officially gay football club. It’s been quite a season for the carrot crunchers <ok>
     
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    Delia has the Ukrainian flag flying over Carrow Road too as well as the new black bipoc tranny rainbow one , there has never been a bandwagon she hasn't forced us on to.

    Bless her
     
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  5. Willhoops

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    Thats quite the rant Simon. Ok let’s tackle a few of these points then.

    Forced? Not at all who is forcing you to do anything? You can just choose to ignore it all. There was loads of jubilee stuff nobody forced me to participate in any of that, same applies.

    Poor Johnny. Johnny’s dad has a weird obsession with sex rather than sexuality. When Johnny asked him what gay means he should have just said you know how me and mummy love each other… it’s the same for uncle Simon and Uncle Dull they love each other. You’ll find that’s more than enough for most kids. It’s only weirdo adults that obsess about sex.. like you’re doing

    straight month <laugh> Simon if you walk down the road hand in hand with a woman would you get verbal and in a lot of people’s cases physically attacked for it? The answers no, the same isn’t the case for gays, it’s not a matter of if it’s a matter of when.

    The statistics? Calling bullshit on that, you might have a point with regards to depression but that’ll be mostly because ****s give them a hard time including family members. So the major factor in the depression is bigots. Destroying sphincters **** sake Simon are you argue like a small child.

    Pushing homosexuality? You know you can’t catch gay right? You either you are or you aren’t. It’s not pushing homosexuality it’s just asking people not to be ****s to homosexuals for being homosexuals.

    If we didn’t have homosexuals Muslims we wouldn’t have blah blah blah.. ok it’s wrong but if you’re going on that let’s get shot of white heterosexual Christian men as they murder, rape, there’s nonces amongst them your point somewhat falls down there doesn’t it.

    I get it Simon you’re a bigot who hates certain demographics within society, and you’ve been groomed by your environment and the media you consume to see colour, sexuality etc when something awful happens but ignore it when the democratic is yours. You’ve been told those nasty gays, etc are the reason your life isn’t better than it is, maybe if you took a bit more responsibility and stopped looking for someone else to blame your life might be better.

    Did you actually answer why you make a point of someone’s sexuality, ethnicity, etc.. with regards to negative connotations? Such as nonces? Whilst you don’t do when that demographic matches your own? Either it’s a factor worth mentioning, implying it’s a factor or it’s not. You can’t pick and choose, well unless you’re a massive bigot.
     
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    She knows how to boil an egg though, does Delia
     
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    Lots of comedians live on in my head Simon... Saxton was inadvertently amusing... but certainly not one of the better ones ... that you idolize him and get so defensive an touchy because people still remember poo gate and his desperate attempts to get an alibi from Kussturd of all people ... is pretty funny too <laugh>
     
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    <applause> In a nutshell, particularly the point that Donuts is always looking for someone to blame for his life being ****.
     
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    Remember the Mistress Orchid sock? :biggrin: :bandit:
     
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    If Gareth Southgate steps out against Italy on Saturday waving this I would get behind fruit month .
     
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    Projection 101 right there .
     
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    Poop lol , aren't you in your late 60s ffs ?
     
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    ^^ No **** in their right mind would bother reading this ****ing rant <laugh>

    Derp Di Derp Di Derp <diva>
     
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    No second P Bob ... ,"LOL" ffs <laugh>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, Boris wants people on benefits and/or low income to be able to get mortgages they can't afford.

    In the US back in the noughties this was known as sub-prime lending and sparked the financial crash of 2008.

    Or maybe I'm missing something.
     
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