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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Except you don’t have to assume one of the eventualities comes up at all. Loads of markets have unlimited possible winners and therefore an essentially unlimited book percentage unless there’s an option for none of them as you’ve now added and even then in this example the bet could run until Johnson is dead in the event he doesn’t knock up a GB News presenter.

    A football match has three possible outcomes hence the book being around 108%. It’s not that difficult to understand even for someone like you.
     
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    ****ing hell, you are one pedantic ****.

    One boring Hull twat is enough, now we have two.

    How about some more odds?

    10-11 each.
     
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    @QuarterMoonII You must be right over the mark if you've got the resident hypocritical, racist liar Karen offering you a personal hissy fit. You're supposed to give a **** what the drippy tosspot says btw. <laugh>

    The lefties on here bring **** all of worth to the table, cowardly empty vessels the lot of 'em.
     
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    From comments others have made, the flight from Tel Aviv doesn't even land there.

     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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    You're the type of autistic spazoid who watches a porno and says "That's not a real plumber", aren't you? :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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    The people the extreme left are supporting seem reasonable. It makes the schools and synagogues here closing seem quite tame. Surely they won't end up with yet more blood on their hands.

    Just imagine the outcry of this was Jews at Tel Aviv looking for muslims.

    No wonder they avoid discussion.

     
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    ****ing hell, it's a Python sketch.<laugh>

     
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    Yes, that's the spirit! I'd have him over you in the bore off atm. You need to stop with the twitter crap and watch and learn from Moonly.
     
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  15. Diego

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    WOW !
    Are they your own words?
     
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  16. QuarterMoonII

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    You can follow whatever bollocks you like on Twatter, I will just read sensible sources and form my own opinions.

    In 2007 it was 2 percentage points lower than 1997 – 41.5% compared to 43.2%. Then the banking system imploded because Gordon Brown failed to regulate it as he was quite happy to squander all the taxes he was getting from their gambling profits. They fell at the first in 2008 and debt went up 25 percentage points in two years as useless Brown bailed out the banks. Try looking at the graph online – from 2010 to 2019 in virtually flatlined (austerity).

    I will not pick the Tories or anyone else at any coming election but despite the number of times I state this you continue to believe otherwise. Go and get some help from your world envied NHS.
     
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    I am fascinated how you conclude that a football match has more than a one hundred per cent possible outcome. You should be working for a bookmaker with that insider knowledge.

    No bookmaker would offer a book where they were guaranteed to lose, except for a brain dead Leftie bookmaker that wanted to be out of business.
     
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    I am not from Hull so you already lost by ignorance.

    So exactly what are the 10/11 odds about? I am almost certain to win because you appear to be a total cretin that has no idea about betting at all.

    Send me your bank details and I will arrange your million pound payout whilst emptying your current account.
     
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    A two horse race both priced at 10-11. It's common practice in betting when the bookies can't make a favourite.

    If you bet 11 on both, you'll be a pound down.
     
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