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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm still playing Covid lockdowns I'm never going back to work .

    I want universal basic income & a penthouse pod in Dagenham
     
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    Is tombstoning some weird kink thing ?
     
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  3. Farked19

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    Not aware that it is. So probably not.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    It's probably necrophilia
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

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    No it's all the little gits, from the sink estate, come down to the seaside, to jump off the pier or the round tower (hard core that one) into the sea, sometimes not realising the tide is going out and ending up paralysed for life in 2 feet of water.
     
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    The round tower is especially good, as there's some real jagged boulders at the base of it, lurking just under the water.
     
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    When are you and Quatamon, going down to that London, to sort it all out?
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Probably a failed far right terrorism attack gone wrong, luckily zero casualties thus far
     
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  12. Uncle Colm

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    Do you want to know a maths fact about Nelson? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  14. QuarterMoonII

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    He has six toes and has married his sister. You still talk to statues. Case rested.
     
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  15. QuarterMoonII

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    I never suffered, neither did you. Grow some balls. We were expelled from America largely by British immigrants.
     
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    That was Stargate SG-1 science fiction, you moron.
     
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    What are the qualifications? Six toes. Married to relative. Breakfast solely consisted of donuts. Sworn allegiance to Duncan?
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    But what about the other 17% o_O
     
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