British Politics spam thread

That's an urban myth

I have learned some things on this planet from Earthlings, none of which will be of any ****ing use back home.

 

Government ministers, newspaper columnists, ordinary people - they're all asking why the BBC doesn't say the Hamas gunmen who carried out appalling atrocities in southern Israel are terrorists.

The answer goes right back to the BBC's founding principles.

The key point is that we don't say it in our voice. Our business is to present our audiences with the facts, and let them make up their own minds.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-67083432

Why lie about something that is so easy to disprove?

 

Don't go before answering the eternal question of why, given they can travel through the universe, do spaceships need lights?

 

The lights are there to help us, to paraphrase the late great Jim Bowen

 

Isn't that the very cornerstone of Reform Judaism? I mean, if I had to pick an organised religion I'd pick that, except that when you look at it really you may as well go for agnostic humanism. Hard to know where one ends and the other begins.

 

Someone should start a "What's Your Favourite Game Show?" thread.

I've already given away mine

 

Someone should start a **** off you boring **** Drew thread.

I've already given away mine.

 

It's Drew.

 

Never heard of him Alwyn.

Take it your boyfriend has finished washing down the sofa yet again speccy.

 

Looks like Dick Emery. ooh you are awful, but i like you

 

That all sounds like a lot of hard work. I'm just going to declare myself spokesperson for some vague, pretty much non-existent community. It saves all that ****ing about with committees and consensus and ****e like that. I can just sit on tv and spout stuff in the media to get my own way with absolutely zero responsibility. With just a bit more effort and a ping pong table I can get funding and donations too.

 

It looks like the global jewish overlords have yet to gain control of Khan's Gestapo.

 

Now let's not jump to conclusions.

 

The van was probably doing 25 in a 20mph ULEZ zone

 

I seem to remember last October the war experts were saying that it's too muddy to drive tanks in Ukraine & operations will return in February time as the ground hardens .

It's warmer with more sand in the Middle East so the current thing is better located there I guess .

 

All this war death & religious hatred is spiritually draining .

I can feel the hypnotic propaganda machine ramped up to 11.

 

America has sent its navy to the sandy dessert battle.

 

That's Biden for you, he could have sent them to the Southern border

 

Yanks are good at Blue on Blue fire, maybe they can level the field up a bit.

 

In Iraq 1 they killed more Brits than the Iraqis did with "friendly fire".