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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Pyoor Kulture in a nutshell <doh>
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Humanoid Earthlings will never know what life is all about.

    I am a descendant from a far off planet and we are light years ahead of your intelligence and comprehension but yet we still haven't worked out what it is all about.

    It's actually not worth thinking about.

    Que sera, sera, whatever will be will be, as you Earthlings are keen on warbling.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Do you have a Wemberleee on your planet?
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Soccerball was outlawed on our planet donkeys ago.

    Such tribal warfare became so passe in our civilisation. We progressed and took up knitting and crocheting. Far more valuable and life affirming experiences.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The worm was intelligent enough to tell his audience what a woman was.
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Oh dearie, didn't you know, worms are hermaphroditic.

    You fell right into my transtastic trap there.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    Worms are also more intelligent than lefty loony woke champagne socialist ****stain humanoids. FACT.

    Trust "the science".
     
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Not mine, its male
     
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  10. pieguts

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    Go on, post the pictures of your kids so we get the “full house” of your complete stupidity.
     
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    At least one will look like the bar owner from The Simpsons.
     
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  12. Uncle Colm

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    <rofl>
     
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  13. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Here is the inside out dog, he thinks you are a ****, he is a good judge of character

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  15. Star of David Bardsley

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    English is improving. Proud of you x
     
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  16. Uncle Colm

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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I will take a case please
     
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  19. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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