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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Saints are unbeaten in the league, 10 points from 12. Despite losing most of our best players. But then, our ‘best players’ are the same useless ****ers who got us relegated, so **** em anyway.
    Aberdeen won’t be gatecrashing the old firm party this season then? Maybe in another forty years…
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Sorry mate, didn’t mean to step on your toes.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

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    Good to hear Southampton are doing well.

    Nah, no chance of the Dons gatecrashing anything I'm afraid. Apart from a jamboree party for eternal losers perhaps <ok>
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    Cor blimey Mary Poppins, up the apples and pears wiv yer me old treacle.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Bwood windyr runt child or dumb mustard boy, which one or even both of them?
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Just put your plates of meat up and tuck into a bit of Bubble and Squeak, me old china.

    Gawd, luv a duck!
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    wrong lingo my china.

    Londoners speak Urdu or Hindi

    Let me help

    गॉड, बतख को प्यार करो

    हे भगवान, मुझे एक बत्तख बहुत पसंद है!
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What beautiful and stunningly coloured flowers....................does one's heart good...................

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Does she speak Urdu or Hindi?
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><applause>
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    Dunno, her mouth is always full <ok>
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Two last minute goals, the jammy ****s
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    Not to worry, apparently Aberdeen were absolute horse manure the whole game and should have lost.

    No logic behind soccerball.
     
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    Sheer Scouse Quality!
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    At least the cis women England soccer ball side won the Good Housekeeping vase against the Spaniards
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Hi mate. Good weekend?
     
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    Do you speak Kusstardese then? I thought it was a language that was dying out. Brexit must have revived it.
     
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    Has there ever been a footballer with a greater name than Forbes Phillipson-Masters, the former Saint? An absolute pearler.

    Don't ask how the Addicks are getting on.
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Fitz Hall

    One size

    Great Barnet
     
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