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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

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  2. Rorschach

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    I would hope @Mean Mr Mustard would say me! I could do with a tax free, no obligation to supply anything £200 million contract.
    And, I suppose, the vast majority on here would like a split of the £37 billion that was staffed up the wall on test and trace too...
     
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  3. DMD

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    The dopey extreme left gammons on here take everything literally, as they don't have the capacity to spot sarcasm, or tongue in cheek comments to make a point.

    They're going to be all confused because you never mentioned barry line acres.
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    They’ll mostly be dead soon from apoplexy, gin and gout, so it’s all good
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The plan is to replace those horrible British old people with foreigners that vote Labour ?

    I don't think it's going to pan out like
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    It won’t be necessary. The Tory vote will just naturally die out. Though EU nationals living here should really have voting rights which would help speed up the process. Maybe take them away from the old and the short while we’re at it.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    4 years of Labour woke communism will probably turn the British youth full Enoch Powell , might be a good idea to expel the subversive Jews again if our resident big nosed hands rubber is what we have to put up with .
    We gave them Israel off you **** <whistle>
     
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    Not sure you can be subversive when you run the world but thank you. I’d probably try Dubai.
     
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    The UAE does have the one Synagogue based in Dubai doubt you could afford to live there though .
    Give it a try
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    ^^Mugged off by Craaaaaig Allen!<laugh>

    Coom here Dool you little bastod.
     
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    It’s quite a tolerant place these days. A few Orthodox Jews milling about peacefully.

    I could and I wouldn’t even need a grant from my mum.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Subversion means to act against the best interests of your hosts , actively wanting to destroy or change irreversibly from within at the expense of the indigenous people & culture.

    Something the small hats are infamous for over the years which is why they keep getting booted out of civilised society over the centuries.

    Non surprisingly non Israelis aren't allowed to vote in Israel but they promote it in other countries.

    They don't accept refugees either but push mass immigration on Western Nations.

    Rules for thee but not for me Goy
     
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    Yeah Arab countries love Jews , I doubt you've ever been there you sad bitter big nosed lying loser .

    Your mum ...<doh>
     
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    <laugh>
    Jews are alien to this planet,” claims far-right author and conspiracy theorist Cynthia Hodges in her latest video, according to the Canary Mission watchdog.

    Hodges also claimed that Earth is being “terraformed” by “alien entities” to make it habitable for them and that Jews are selling “toxic vaccines.”

    “Just look who’s running these pharmaceutical companies. The certain tribe that wears tiny hats, ok?”

    Hodges’ books include “Alien Invasion: Reptilians, Cetaceans, and Frequency Wars on Planet Earth,” “A Zetacean’s Guide to Life in This Universe,” and “5 Easy Ways to Promote Your Book Online.” The author has also translated a German book on horse training.

    Well that last bit ****ing nails it and no mistake. <laugh>

    Jews in space? Far-right conspiracy theorist says Jews are aliens (msn.com)
     
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    About 2.5x more than us per head of population but my data is a tad old.
     
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    I didn’t say they love them. I said Dubai was tolerant these days.

    Not for a while. Tel Aviv is worth a visit if you haven’t been but better places to go for the money.
     
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    A height restriction outside polling stations like the rides on Alton Towers. <laugh>
     
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  18. Uncle Colm

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    :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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    Imagine taking a grant from your own mum , those money hungry Jews <laugh>

    Always a shekel to be made
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    They should perhaps implement maximum attendance at football matches too , maybe those 64 mopey scouse ****s wouldn't have squashed each other
     
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