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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    The drippy ****ers will look to avoid politics and current affairs in preference to trying to continue their failed fantasy version of posters. They're **** at both, but it's funny to watch the lefty gammon wriggle. <cheers>
     
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    After the obvious failure of her migrant policy, more of EU darling Merkel's policies are found wanting.

     
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    Just donated a month’s JSA to Dan Wootton’s crowdfunder. Some things are just too important.

    Good morning also.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

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    Outstanding, we have been killing your fellow orc bothers 10 to 1. Your mate Pootin is not happy with you. Stay away from windows
     
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  7. DMD

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    The SNP are already investigating Mate speech.

     
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    This should get the bobble hats going enough to make the pea rattle.

     
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    who cares, the fish are dying

     
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    If Just Stop Oil are so confident that they speak as the voice of the people, why didn't they offer a candidate in any of the recent elections, and why do their nearest equivalents do so badly?
     
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    The Lib dem one had less votes then the Lozza Fox chap. That must be embarrassing
     
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    Probably because they were sufficiently astute to realise what happens to crank candidates after Von Foxenhausen garnered his seven hundred odd votes.
     
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    You see those caring about the environment as cranks. OK. <ok>
     
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    200 more than the Din Undems
     
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    Welcome to tactical voting, mate. Next week you can learn to colour in between the lines.
     
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    Tactical voting is a cop out.
     
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    If they had the measures that were popular with voters, and the wit to get their message across in a way that made them look credible, there'd be no need for tactical voting.

    The implication is that one party holds the dominant view on most topics, and the opposition are fractious.

    I doubt it matters much, as it's clear from the ****wited gammons on here that most of them don't know what they're voting for anyway. <laugh>
     
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    Quite effective at ousting a party that gets the majority of seats with nowhere near a majority of votes if done properly though so I’ll live with it.
     
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