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  1. Uncle Colm

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    You vegan too ?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thought so.
     
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    Just put me on ignore <laugh>

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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I should cocoa. I love meat. Lamb and Rosemary.
     
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    I adore the smell of fresh rosemary with a Sunday roast
     
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    I'm going to be completely and utterly honest here and admit that I never knew Jacob Rees-Mogg only has one leg.
     
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    ... and one ball, the other is in the Albert hall
     
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    Did you nae? That well known Horsetralian Rolf Harris wrote a song about him. Three in fact.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I walked into an ASDA on route to an Xmas do in Edinburgh and in the produce area I said to a staff member "I'm looking for rosemary".

    The staff member proceeded to lead me out of the produce area which I found odd but followed thinking she was taking me to where the dried herbs are.

    Oh, the hilarity when she introduced me to her co-worker Rosemary.

    #truestory (genuinely)

    All ended well, I got the rosemary so the roast tatties for Xmas dinner were saved!

    Lesson learned: try not to pronounce capital letters when speaking to stupid people <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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