British Politics spam thread

They're called "salespersons" now

 

I didn't want to assume their species.

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/nbc...march-elicits-outrage-activists-say-rcna91341
We’re here we're queer we're Coming For Your Children’ chant at NYC pro child molestation March elicits outrage, but activists say it’s taken out of context

 

If I have my dog neutered, does it become a bitch?

Oh the irony and hypocrisy..."“It’s all just words,” Griffin said."

 

It's wot the Flat Earth really looks like.

 

Gorbachev’s decision to allow elections with a multi-party system and create a presidency for the Soviet Union began a slow process of democratization that eventually destabilized Communist control and contributed to the collapse of the Soviet Union. Following the May 1990 elections, Gorbachev faced conflicting internal political pressures: Boris Yeltsin and the pluralist movement advocated democratization and rapid economic reforms while the hard-line Communist elite wanted to thwart Gorbachev’s reform agenda.

Facing a growing schism between Yeltsin and Gorbachev, the Bush administration opted to work primarily with Gorbachev because they viewed him as the more reliable partner and because he made numerous concessions that promoted U.S. interests.

 

Easy as a Sunday morning?

 

So, it was crop circles degenerating our society all along

 

Only us aliens know what Earth looks like from outer space as Earthlings have never been there in their ****ing puff, and never will

 

There is no outer space. The Flat Earth is balanced on 4 elephants (the 4 elements) standing on a turtle (the universe) swimming in the void.

#Fact

Makes more sense than sky wizards, if you ask me.

 

Yes, but you're a rampant, raving ****tah which means you're input is invalid.

 

Shooting the messenger. Kinsey did extensive research into sexual mores, much of it by anonymous surveys. It found that people got up to a lot more hanky panky than was realised. Prior to that playing the pink oboe was thought to be confined to a miniscule proportion of the population. But Kinsey discovered that the lifting of the shirt, as well as many other minority practices was rife in downtown Yankee Dandyville. Saxtonesque practices however are probably still relatively rare. But we mustn't mention the old perve since his elevation to the peerage.

 

Oh aye, the guy that used information from his mate on the orgasms of 2 month old kids, and described tears during rape as evidence of orgasms and engaged in and encouraged bestiality. You seem to think that's just hank panky.

 

Excuse me, my lACK OF FINGERS maKES my INput inVaLID

You can be very hurtful sometimes.

 

...and I was classy enough not to highlight failure of grammar. You owe me, Drew. You owe me BIG.

 

His cornflakes are ok. Not great. But ok.

...oh wait, that was Kellog. Another sociopathic nutter.

 

Aye, he was a proper cereal killer.

 

I've just noticed that

****e.

ER fails yet again.

 

Guess who sponsored this year's TRIC Awards?