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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Departure being the operative word.

    He porks them, then swiftly departs.
     
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  2. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Religion is the opium of the masses according to Marx. I do not believe that he mentioned constipation. So why is there so much failure around us when everyone on the Left has the answers?
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

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    A swift bit of rumpy pumpy and then I'm off <ok>
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Like a Panda, he eats shoots & leaves
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Elon John is absolutely class still
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I agree with you, Bunny ... very unlikely that it's just an Internet persona ... dude has real inferiority and xenophobia issues ... good spot on your part as you don't come across as the brightest ... no offence n'all ...<cheers>
     
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    Elton Musk isn't bad either.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Elton John invented Yahtzee whilst bored on tour in 1974.
     
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  11. DMD

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    True dat. It became quite a sport, with Countries competing for the honour of winning, but it was noted for being an extremely friendly event so even being part of the National Socialist Yahtzee Party was prestigious.
     
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  13. DMD

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    FFS. The teachers want guidance because someone claims they're a fox. <laugh>

    They maybe want Mr Derek or Mr Roy to stick his hand up their arse. Buuum Buum.

    Of course, they could just kick them out of the school, as it's for human children, and let their parents and the education authority deal with the piss taker.

    A large part of the problem stems from the academics that taught the teachers, and their cockeyed view on the world and science.

    They can't say they weren't warned, but oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive...


    A schoolchild in Scotland has left teacher unions reeling by identifying as the omnivorous mammal.

    Secondary school teachers face the fear of facing disciplinary action if they either deny or indulge in increasingly unusual claims, according to the unions.

    However, a teaching union chief in Scotland has pleaded for more guidance to protect teachers.

    Scottish Secondary Teachers’ Association general secretary Seamus Searson said: “The Scottish Government's policy has opened the door to all sorts of strange things, and it's an environment that is very toxic.

    “Our job is to try to protect teachers and stop them from getting into more trouble than they're already in.

    Woke madness spreads as pupil now tells teacher they identify as a FOX (msn.com)
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    What if another kid identifies as a fox hound, they would kill the fox.
     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Is that the gay version of Nazi?
     
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    It's a bit like these young antifa lads, who thought they'd pretend to be Nazis at a right wing rally, expecting to get support, instead of looking like wimpy vampires melting in daylight shocked to find the people they thought they'd blend in with couldn't stand Nazi's. What a set of dopey ****ers. A civil war wouldn't last long. <laugh>

     
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    An Islamist hate cleric who planned to give a speaking tour throughout England was given a tour of Northampton Guildhall by a Labour councillor.

    Violent preacher Enayutullah Abbasi has since returned to Bangladesh after a GB News investigation led to a series of events being cancelled across the country.

    This broadcaster uncovered a lengthy history of Abbasi delivering vile speeches, which included calling for the beheading of non-Muslims and the deaths of those who belong to the persecuted Ahamdi sect.

    The Islamist also said: “If anybody dares to criticise our Prophet (Mohammed) that person should be declared as a disbeliever and hence his/her head should be chopped off.”

    Abbasi had also made several anti-Semitic speeches, praised the 9/11 terrorists as “brave lions”, and lauded both Osama bin Laden and the leadership of the Taliban insurgency.

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