Bless, if you actually knew any history, you'd know why that's funny for reasons other than you were going for.
One of the reasons that it's difficult to trace northern heritage back passed the 1100's is due to the genocide committed in the Harrying of the North. It's such a privilege.
You ****ing soft as ****e Southern Nigel ****tahs insist on smothering every bastarding ****ing meal with copious amounts of ****ing salt. ****ing gay as ****.
It's telling that you'd rather try to deflect from the factual nature of rape, genocide etc inflicted on this Country, given the mass blubbing for the attempts from others to claim that lesser events are worth financial recompense. So if we're all migrants, who did the invaders rape and pillage?