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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You having a stroke?
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    No. Are you stroking your young boyfriend's cock?
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    ^^^

    I though @YerMaw went on holiday
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

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    Jesus wept, you really are a ******.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    That was left for Mon but you'll do

    Pop pop
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Derp.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Sadiq pretending he can be English <laugh>

    He's a British Pakistani

     
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  8. pompeymeowth

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    I think I'm going to vote liberal this time.

    Stephen Morgan has had long enough, Portsmouth are still in league one and the local Liberal council have done a wonderful job, since we got rid of that fat Tory tart, Donna Jones.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

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    It says he was born in Tooting.<laugh>
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    English is an ethnicity like Pakistani.
    If an English couple have a child in Pakistan that baby won't be a Pakistani, they could even hold a Pakistani passport but they will always be ethnically English.

    He's a British born Pakistani
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    There's an argument that if Sadiq had an English mother or father he could pass as mixed race English but he's clearly not as Pakistani Muslims aren't allowed to race mix unless the woman converts to Islam which would make his Pakistani identity more obvious anyway as an "Englishman" wouldn't have a Pakistani Muslim father.

    Plus he usually identifies himself as a proud European.

    Very confused chap
     
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    Next best thing. Quasi and Liz spent his money on the best budget in forty years.
     
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  13. DMD

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    <laugh>

    XR has a warning on its website that: "Every part of society must act now to reduce greenhouse emissions to net zero by 2025."

    They used a a 14-tonne diesel lorry with a 6.7 litre engine to host one of its protest events in London yesterday.

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  14. pompeymeowth

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    Agreed.

    Tooting just makes me laugh, it's such a silly name for a place.
     
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  15. Easter Road 1980

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    No more silly than Fannyfartsville really.
     
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  16. DMD

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    I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground. He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    How long would it normally take?
     
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  18. DMD

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    Not long if you have a lab.
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    One of those portable laboratories?
     
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  20. DMD

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    Of course. I'd never have a lab dog. Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?
     
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