Let's humour the poor old senile **** Knock knock Farke19 "Hello I'm a Labour fan boy , have you considered voting Labour in May ?" Potential voter " I haven't really thought about it , what are the 10 main benefits to me for voting Labour ?" Farked19 "You ****ing Tory scum, brexitard didn't know what you were voting for , Rashid Sanook gave me a million pounds furlow because my used car lot wasn't open during the pandemic, my girlfriend gets her dead husband's pension & we live in France you peasants " Potential voter "That's all very nice but what is Starmer going to do to reduce illegal immigration, tackle the National debt & try to end the conflict in Ukraine?" Farked19 "You live in a bedsit " Potential voter " You had to walk 300 metres up my gravel drive to get to the house, it Sits on 3 acres of land " Farked19 "**** off you Tory scum , we don't want you voting Labour anyway you're a racist " Potential voter "Release the hounds Dave there's a weird old man with a red badge at the door , he says he's here for Starmer" Farked19 "I like sexy rape role-playing "
Farked19 "I'm going canvassing the red wave is coming " Carer "Yes , that's right you're making a difference, let's get back to the day room , I mean France " Farked19 "I got a million pounds from Rashid Sanook don't you know & you live in a bedsit " Carer " That's right , everyone lives in a bedsit, it smells like you need changing dear " Farked19 "You didn't know what you were voting for you racist peasants , Putin rigged the referendum & any day now it's going to be overturned"
Dopey pumpey tries to spin laughing at the silly sods as somehow us being rattled. In reality, the fact they need to post such deluded nonsense and spam is a clear sign they're rattled to ****.
Fecking hell I didn't dare hope to spark a crazed righty Brexitard beelfest of 9 on the Rishter scale on a misty Sunday morning. Made my day! Thanks dipsticks one and all!
If I was so effected by the ******ed blue versus red divide that I took it upon myself to hassle people in their own homes at the weekend, in an attempt to vote for either shambolic party full of self serving ****s. I would be ashamed, trainspotting would be less embarrassing. I would sooner have , double glazing salespersons Jehova's witnesses or TV licence enforcement officers bang on my door than an elderly, mentally impaired weirdo pushing their product . I bet he doesn't even hand out pretend pamphlets during his pretend canvassing.
I'm politically neutral & have no intention to vote for either Sir Rodney or Rashid Sanook the little Indian billionaire. I hate them both . Can you give me 5 reasons to vote for your favourite party ? Not greens they are just ******ed . Serious question, I asked the Gammon Slayer accounts & the prem board guests but never been given an answer other than they aren't Tory scum , which isn't really convincing enough to motivate me to vote . 3 reasons even if you can't think of anything, from the Sir Starmer Labour manifesto pledges . Just try
I will vote Monster raving loony party. Labour and Torys are mongs and will not get my vote. Lib Undems are irrelevant
In the last couple of days they’ve said they’ll train 7500 more doctors a year, freeze council tax and insulate 19 million homes. They might try not pumping rivers full of ****, economic policy that doesn’t drive mortgage rates wildly up overnight, siphon billions off to cronies for no benefit or cut back on plans to build affordable homes to appease a handful of gammon who will soon be dead. We’ll soon find out I guess.
Sadly All The Tory scum need to do is ask Sir Rodney " if an illegal Muslim migrant arrives by small boat , sets fire to other Muslims , stabs black people & rapes little English children , if she identifies as a woman should she be put in a women's prison or deported ?
