British Politics spam thread

Fine.

 

I know what you were getting at, you sound like Patience ffs, she is always saying that we shouldn't drink the water, but it is fine.

 

Monaco
Malaga
Majorca
Marseille next?

I've been to Majorca, it was nice.

 

Turns out it was him

 

Marseille is a ****ing ****hole

 

The trench coat public masturbation & peeping Tom community are similarly outraged that bushes next to kiddies play areas are being trimmed .

 

It's ok in daylight. A bit wild after dark though.i Like the bouillabaisse. Not keen on Monaco, people just want to be looked at.

 

Monaco is certainly overrated.

 

Only brain dead Southerners would fail to realise that the accepted way to eat an orange is to peel it, separate it into the individual segments and eat them.

South Africa is a few thousand miles further away than Spain, so taking into account transport costs their oranges must be cheaper than the Spanish ones. If we could import cucumbers from South Africa, then you could continue to pleasure yourself to your heart’s content.

 

All you can do is laugh at these cretins. Starmer is not Blair, he has no appeal to the middle classes as a social democrat so the chances of Labour having a 400 seat majority at the next election are the same as mine of getting off with the Ginger Growler as she sleeps her way round the country.

 

Some of us can remember when we used to eat seasonal fruit and vegetables. There were no tomatoes in the winter so salads were something you ate in the summer.

We could grow our own tomatoes in glasshouses but unfortunately the civil servants at DEFRA are too busy ‘re-wilding’ our farmland, putting solar panels across fields and stopping cows from farting to achieve Net Zero or not doing any work at all.

On the advice of Therese Coffey, I am going to Baldrick’s tonight for some turnip stew.

 

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There speaks the man who introduced all the green subsidies that have been on your energy bills since he was a minister in Blair’s government nearly 20 years ago. The government could scrap them as it was the EU that made him do it. But then the real cost of the massively subsidised wind turbines would become known to the public and the myth of an easy transition to ‘green’ energy would be headline news.

 

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So now we know the Labour definition of “Net Zero” – achievable Missions.

Presumably Labour are going to ensure that there is no growth in any of the G7 countries so that minimal growth Labour Britain will be top of the list.

Britain’s streets will be safe unless you live in one of the London ghettos where Labour Mayor Sadiq Khan ignores crime.

Best stock up on some candles for when it is not a windy, sunny day in the Clean Energy Superpower.

 

All talk and Power Point Bullet Points Jesus Wept.

Would they mind giving us some substance, i.e. What's it going to cost, when will it all be achieved and who's going to cough up for it? No, thought not.

As ****ing useless as the Tories, SNP...........................et al.

**** off and die, already.

 

I don't want to see a Labour majority. I want them to need the LD's to get over the line. Rejoin and PR as the price. Tories double ****ed!

 

Perhaps those claiming there is no tomato shortage need to tell the liberal, lefty, woke Daily Gammon to stop telling lies?

 

We asked 100 people" What did we get from Brexit?". You said "Skurvy".

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