Haggerty F, Haggerty R, Tomkins, Noble, Carrick, Dobson, Dewhurst, Crapper, McIntyre, Treadmore, Davitt
Andrew Strauss - English or South African? Ian Wright - is he allowed to call himself English? Ethnically he is African via the Carribean. Morrissey?
It would be disappointing if there wasnt a fat scot who couldnt play football in the team. Who do you suggest?
Oh right, you are having an argument with me that you think I might have had..... But didn't. I don't recall mentioning Ian Wright. I don't recall mentioning Stephen Patrick Morrissey. I did speak about Andrew Strauss and various other cricketers which was quite obviously a wum. I even told you it was a wum and clarified my position. You want to hold me hostage to it as though I were entirely lacking in self awareness. I can even tell you the other one I mentioned was that Belgian cyclist lad. For clarity, they can call themselves what ever the **** they want. I don't give a ****.
There's a few beauts here: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/962404-50-fattest-soccer-players-of-all-time