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British army training shame

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., May 5, 2012.

  1. Tina_old

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    **** up, tiny tears.
     
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  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    I see you didn't delete your voicemail message after all
     
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    <laugh>

    My panties are also a little moist...<doh>


    NURSE <yikes>
     
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    <laugh>

    I forgot about that.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

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    Tiny tears? <laugh>
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    :laugh:<beale>
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    I know what I mean and that's the most important thing here.

    <laugh>
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Pm me details <ok>
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    Stop trying to lure me into your depraved world.

    On my way :laugh:
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    How long you gonna keep me hanging? <grr>
     
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  11. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    That happens when you're a senile old bastard
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    How long did Speed's wife leave him hanging? :laugh:

    Oh she didn't!!
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    If it's any consolation a large number of servicemen die each year on training exercises, mostly in traffic accidents.

    They are seldom reported, neither are the "Near things".

    My regiment shelled the Ghurkas one time and only missed them by about 50yards otherwise we would have still been mopping up the blood.

    This one may be of particular interest to our ...ahem, posters of a Republican bent.

    http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/written_answers/1975/apr/15/parachuting-accident-kiel-canal
     
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  15. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    The accepted death rate on Med Man in Canada is 5 per year <ok>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    I was once told that the expected fatality rate on any major exercise of 3 weeks or more was about 11 dead.

    Sounds about right.
     
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  17. irishgreen

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    Is that a fact?
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

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    The thing is though IG when a soldier gets killed in say Afghanistan 9 out of 10 times they make out it wasnt the enemy

    for some reason making the army look incompetent and killing their own is seen as being better than saying he was killed by the enemy

    If a helicopter or plane is hit, its engine failure
     
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  19. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    Yes it is. I was on a Med Man when a KRH Challenger 2 blue on blued on a 1 RHA FOO's Warrior. Vapourised the poor buggers.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    1RHA are ****e anyway, I was in 7.

    <whistle>
     
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