I think we should go to Brighton and wash his jeans. Or, just go to Brighton and have a good time. We could go visit the Indian burd I was shagging who lives there. Beware, she's a veggie. And a crap shag.
Jack Hargreaves' minnow trap proved most useful for catching bait used to teach kingfisher chicks how to catch food.
Britain's wildlife is all well and good, but I wish we had a couple of the big hitters in there to liven things up. Imagine the Boat Race being declared a draw after a crocodile savages the Oxford crew. Or a bunch of hippies at Stonehenge being hunted by a lion. We could at least fetch some of the monkeys from Gibraltar ffs