Are you assuming I was being sarcastic? I always fly into Manchester. Every other passport queue in the world it's like a jostle to the desk and everyone silent - in Manchester its like queuing at the Chippy, except that everyone is bright red from too much sun in Spain or Orlando.
Sausage Rolls, Cauliflower Cheese, Cherry Bakewells, Chelsea Buns, Robbie Fowler, Ian Rush, Sir David Attenborough, @Matth_2014, Boaty McBoatface, Clive Sinclair, Swan's lightbulb, Badgers and Hedgehogs, The Great British liquid lunch, Lists about why Britain is great. Sex (was invented in England)