Off Topic Britain’s top Biscuit

Jaffa cakes
fig rolls should definitely be higher.
Maryland cookies are crap. And hob nobs should be number 1.
big question is jammy dodgers with cream in or not? They should be higher too

Britain’s top 20 biscuits

1. Chocolate Digestives
2. Shortbread
3. Chocolate Fingers
4. Jaffa Cakes
5. Chocolate Hob Nobs
6. Custard Creams
7. Jammie Dodgers
8. Maryland Cookies
9. Bourbons
10. Crunch Creams
11. Digestives
12. Viennese Whirls
13. Rich Tea
14. Ginger Nuts
15. Hob Nobs
16. Oreo
17. Malted Milk
18. Nice
19. Fig Rolls
20. Garibaldi

 

Just done a pack of Jammy Dodgers & McVities Caramel Digestives.

They do a “Marmalade on Toast version of the Chocolate Digestive at the minute, may be a limited edition, but they were good.

I’ll eat any. No dunking though, that’s dirty.

 

Too vague.

Whose chocolate digestives?

Plain or milk?

Whose shortbread?

All butter or, umm, not all butter?



Anyway, a biscuit cannot be defined, contained or encapsulated.

It's an ephemeral thing. A will 'o' the wisp.

Here today, gone tomorrow.

Seen fleetingly, then gone in a flash.

Mythical.




Or at least they are in my barrel.

 

JAFFA CAKES ARE NOT BISCUITS


IT'S IN THE ****ING NAME

 

This^
Rest of the story will also be fake news (jury is out whether fig rolls are biscuits either...I’m guessing no)

 

chocolate hobnobs are the best. custard creams are great and affordable.

 

This isn't Hull Live.

 

Jaffa?

 

Same thing with the Hob

 

My McVitie digestives came out a respectable 11th. Try this. Five digestives and a pint of semi skimmed milk.

Munch a biscuit, take a swig of milk.

Munch another biscuit, take another swig of milk....and so on and so forth.

Just try it. Don't ask me why. It just works.

Damn I look after you people.

 

must admit to finding oaties rather nice, and chocolate oaties even more so.

 

Is there such a thing as a bad biscuit?

Rich Tea? but then again if there's nowt else they get eaten. (at me mams by the way, I wouldn't buy them they're ****e)

 

Is this the "Non-dunked in tea" or "Dunked in tea" survey ? Could be misleading otherwise.

Fake news if you ask me - which you won't

 

Yes. Officially declared as that before you were born in a ruling made to establish whether they were liable or not for VAT.

 

Biscuits should be dunked in coffee.

 

I use a hob for cooking.

 

Why aren't they referred to as nobs?

 

That's cookie (spell cheque please !).

 

Biscuits should be dunked in cookie?