Look the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. We'll always have Bognor Regis. Heres looking at you kid.
Yes. They made contact with me. I can seamlessy fit into all surroundings being a cosmopolitan swish debonair and suave sophisticated stallion. I also have a hat.
Don't forget your straw accessory. My contacts tell me that the current fashion is to let it dangle from the left corner of your mouth, but this changes on a regular basis. please log in to view this image
I live in Bristol. There are lots of old, ******ed ****s here, so you'll fit in well In seriousness I like it here. Better than Armagh, better than anywhere in the north in fact. That said the locals accent can be irritating
Bristol's not so bad, the job could have been in Liverpool or some other ****ehole far worse than Bristol. Bath is ****ing stunning although you will need to sell your soul just to be able to afford to buy a cup o tea. Also it's near enough to Wales to feed any depraved urges you may encounter. And if nothing else the moors are a wonderful place to get lost.
I have not been to Bath and am really keen on being there. Everyone I know thats been have said it is beatifully stunning.
The last time i was there, the actual Roman baths was full of Japanese tourists stereo typically clicking cameras all over the place. If the weathers good, the green in front of the Crescent is great too.
Do you get up early to practice at being a thicko? Or does it just come naturally to you minky Mancs?
Send ROD out immediately then YOBG ER, you had better learn the lingo bud, otherwise you will find yourself being a rent boy before you can say "Im a ****, get me out of here"
