The Submarine Museum is in Gosport, but most of the sinking is happening on the other side of the Swashway.
When I catch the No 2 bus home from town I always catch it from outside Ann Summers. Friends have said why don't I catch it at Hannover Buildings? Well all I can say is you have to have something interesting and informative to look at while you're waiting for the bus. Last week there was a big banner all over the window saying at least 50% off. I thought take any more off and there wouldn't be anything to put on. Sometimes while we are waiting the very lovely Mrs Godders actually goes into the shop and if she comes out with a cheeky smile on her face then I know she has bought something that is is going to make life just that little bit more interesting. Last time she went in there she came out with a pack of splints for a limp dick (she can be cruel sometimes) the trouble was when I put them on they were as painful for her as they were for me.
Yes, but the lower ticket prices won't be low enough that standing around for 2 hours will make you feel like you've scored over the sitters. Besides, I swear I've been affected throughout my life by standing on the bloody cold concrete of the Dell terraces, season after season. I'd keep sitting.
