I wouldn't mind the Fourth Bridge running down our left hand side. It fits in with the Saint's colour scheme.
Whilst I don't think it's necessary to sign yet another leftback, I'm not going to burn my bridge over... Yes, I know... pathetic attempt. I'm not even going to look for an appropriate smiley.
We've already got six left backs, if we signed Bridge we'd have SEVERN. (oops, done by Fran already, never mind.)
On a break from the Bridge puns, one of my favourite places to sail into has always been Newport. I just love it that you can get the centre of The Island by boat and I really like Newport. The problem is getting out again, because someone always pulls the sink plug out just as you want to get home to Blighty.
A chap I know sails and he has to move his boat out if he intends to get an early start...otherwise you get marooned at one of the pubs,,it's a hard life.
That sounds a bit test..ing.....is his name Hudson by any chance or is he doing an imitation of Ganges. Get in the queue get...in...the ....queue!! Don't shoot........I give up......
Well done, everyone. I think we managed to avoid any pun-ishment for not keeping to the current topic, and I would like to pay tributary to you for your efforts.