Brexit Deal?

Alas the amount of Paddies lying in their own pish in London has regressed. A crying shame indeed. ****ing upward mobility.

 

Indeed. Altogether different class of Paddy in London these days - gone are the cement spattered Micks with hands like shovels and faces like ham - replaced by over educated white collar chancers.

I don't call that progress tbh.

 

I've a cousin who is a pharmacist in St Albans. She started out in South London.

20 years ago she would have been queuing up for her valium, not rushing out Prozac to the wives of bankers.

It's a shame.

 

You’re barking up the wrong tree mate.

I’m from Israel

 

Archie is an anti Semite

 

That's Labour for you.

 

Sorry Hymie, forgot you were a Hebrew as well as a Jock. Not much chance of you lending me a tenner then?

 

In my experience, the English are tighter than rUK with their cash.

 

Not me mate. Lend me a bullseye and I'll buy the world a drink

Back in the day, that is. Retired now.

 

I thought you were Irish?

 

Though I do have a very Oirish name in real life. And I went to a Catholic school, to be terrorised by bog trotting bead rattling nuns and brothers

 

A trilapse?

 

Don't forget the highly organised begging in out city centres. Big business, so it is.

 

Also true.

 

Oooffft x 2

 

Great. The more doon there the less up here.

Git it right ****ing up ye Nige

 

On the way into work at 6am there was a Romanian trying to kick his way into a corner shop .
Police turned up and he was shouting waving his arms protesting his innocence holding a can of beer with glass all over the pavement .

I hope they released him in time to go to his job as an engineer/Dr ?

 

They’re my favourite immigrants

 

Bring in more .

 

Drunken nutters were completely unheard of in the UK before the Romanians arrived.