Brendan Rodgers - The Road to Champions League Glory

I don't really smoke that **** anymore, you should maybe ask Toby and/or Dev instead.

 

Dev is the man with the contacts apparently

He also has no friends or social life so I'm sure he'd be over the moon with an invite to anything

 

No doubt he would turn up with a flesh coloured swimming cap on and say he is having chemotherapy.

 

And tell that hilarious story about the time he raped a 14 year old when he was 19, but then claim it was all a 'joke'.

He's a very funny chap

 

Daffy celebrated his yesterday so.......

 

Happy birthday, you fenian bastard

 

I have more likes than Dev

 

With 45,000 fewer posts!

 

He has a very active social life (on here)

He goes on loads of holidays too with his hairy wife

 

You can tell I have no friends nor social life by my post count?

You really are as thick as you seem.

 

No, it's just a huge indicator.

I think you have no friends because you're a tedious argumentative old prick. You're also small and have a squeaky voice. And you're an ex-cop

No one in their right mind would want to hang out with you.

 

I'm a complete stranger to you sonny.

 

Thank ****, as I said, you have no friends.

Those smiley faces are just hiding your frustration

 

You are right, I have no friends, it's a fair cop Guvnor, people know because my post count is so high.

 

I said it was an indicator? Nothing you post on here makes you come across as someone people would want to be friends with.

'Darling, shall we invite Mr and Mrs Russ over for dinner tonight?'

'No chance, last time the little **** argued for 4 hours then stormed off in a huff because someone proved him to be talking pish'

 

So people with a low post count, is that an indicator they have a healthy social life and plenty of fwends?