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  1. pud

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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I was thinking yesterday that I might just do that. Hopefully it would be more of a challenge because this stopping smoking **** is easy as ****.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 28, 2020
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never trust anybody who doesn't have at least one vice.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    FFS
     
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    I've got a vice but it is only a small one, the sort you can clamp onto a bench to hold down timber for cutting. Does that count?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Now I can see the loophole in my previous statement.
     
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    Barnacles? It's a common problem for whales. I think they like the blubber.
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

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    Diabetes, maybe.

    :emoticon-0176-smokeH:emoticon-0176-smokeo:emoticon-0176-smokew:emoticon-0176-smoke':emoticon-0176-smokes:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smokei:emoticon-0176-smoket:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smokeg:emoticon-0176-smokeo:emoticon-0176-smokei:emoticon-0176-smoken:emoticon-0176-smokeg:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smokeM:emoticon-0176-smokeo:emoticon-0176-smoken:emoticon-0176-smokei:emoticon-0176-smokec:emoticon-0176-smokea:emoticon-0176-smoke?:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Day 12 now and still no smokes. I still have the urge to have one sometimes but it passes after a few cans.
     
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    You mean it passes when you pass out?

    Takes 21 days for all traces of nicotine to leave your body apparently, so if you can knock yourself out for another 9 days, you’re golden <ok>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It passes after a few seconds, but I thought I would say "few cans" for the hilarity of it <ok>
     
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    The craving lasts less time than it takes to smoke a ***; finding that out was a game changer for me.
     
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    Didn’t work ...
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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    Stopping smoking is easy. I just smoke from time to time rather than all the time, works for me.
     
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    All or nothing at all for this retired chain smoking alcoholic <ok>
     
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